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Nessie
Apr 18, 2017 10:05:52 GMT
Post by Lighthouse on Apr 18, 2017 10:05:52 GMT
The world’s most famous monster has gone “missing” with Nessie’s official recorder admitting he is “worried” that there has been no sightings of her for eight months. The Home Office recently rejected a cheeky bid by a group of artists from Glasgow to grant the Loch Ness Monster permanent UK residency after Brexit. But Gary Campbell, keeper of the Official Loch Ness Monster Sightings Register, said it appears Nessie has left the country already! “We’re quite worried that there has been an eight month gap since the last sighting,” said Mr Campbell. “Last year was a record year for the 21st Century with eight sightings and then she seems to have disappeared.
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Nessie
Apr 19, 2017 15:15:42 GMT
Post by Admin_Vistamike on Apr 19, 2017 15:15:42 GMT
Last 'known' sighting: Don't think it's a Brexit problem at all. Pretty sure the poor cow is fed up with (a Jimmy Krankie lookalike) Sturgeon's urge-ons regarding referendums and or independence. Best of British, old girl
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Nessie
Apr 21, 2017 19:51:17 GMT
Post by GuiltySpark on Apr 21, 2017 19:51:17 GMT
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Nessie
Apr 23, 2017 20:42:31 GMT
Post by Lighthouse on Apr 23, 2017 20:42:31 GMT
Plesiosauria
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